When life gives you Lemmens…

Even though my name has nothing to do with actual lemons and it’s just a play on words… I do enjoy the fact that a lemon’s bittersweet and sour taste is something I can agree with and fully understand being on this planet for all these decades. For I might be a bitter and often sour person there’s always something to look at in different ways that makes it all better. Lemons in slang also means “a person or thing considered to be useless or defective” something which also hits home closely as I have been told many many times over that I am useless. Regardless of the opinions of others I do not agree with this sentiment but I will hold such opinions tightly. Cause let’s be honest, none of us are useless, and none of us are completely ok. And that is fine… cause we can always make lemonade. And that’s what The Lemons Society is all about – well that and trying to do something with what I was given.

The Lemons Society is my way of putting the sweet into the sour and to give you all some nice, refreshing lemonade. It’s a society of people who enjoy what I do, who celebrate the similarities and differences and try to make something nice out of the situations we are in whether that is on your own or in group. The Lemons Society is a group, a club, a community (?), a cult (?), an idea, a little joke, a little serious, a means to an end… something fun.

  • The Prisoner
    Tier
    2/ monthly
    • My thanks & appreciation
    • Site profile, pages and benefits
  • Garbage Pail Kid
    Tier
    5/ monthly
    • Membership Kit
    • Site profile, pages and benefits
  • Airwolf
    Tier
    10/ monthly
    • Membership Kit
    • Site profile, pages and benefits
    • Custom Avatar
    • Special goodies
  • Knightrider
    Tier
    20/ monthly
    • Membership Kit
    • Site profile, pages and benefits
    • Custom Avatar
    • Custom Illustration
    • Gift from RedBubble Store
    • 10% Reduction on JitseLemmens.com Store
    • Moderator status on streams
    • Special goodies
  • A-Team
    Tier
    45/ monthly
    • Membership Kit
    • Site profile, pages and benefits
    • Custom Avatar
    • Custom Illustration
    • Gift from RedBubble Store
    • 20% Reduction on JitseLemmens.com Store
    • Reduction on graphic design work
    • Moderator status on streams
    • Livestream privilege's
    • Special goodies
  • Master of the
    Universe Tier
    80/ monthly
    • Membership Kit
    • Site profile, pages and benefits
    • Custom Avatar
    • Custom Illustration
    • Gift from RedBubble Store
    • 40% Reduction on JitseLemmens.com Store
    • Increased Reduction on graphic design work*
    • Moderator status on streams
    • Livestream privilege's
    • Special goodies

What’s all this tier stuff?

Tiers are the levels of membership that The Lemons Society has, it’s a way to distinguish yourself from others and to offer a wide range of choices that anyone can enjoy. I gave some neat names to these tiers so I hope you enjoy them and wear them with pride.

The Prisoner

You have landed in “The Lemons Society” as The Prisoner, you are not a number, you are a free man. You like my stuff and wish to help me in my endeavors and for that I’m very thankful. You will be able to walk around this little village and look at all it’s wonders. This is a nice introduction into what The Lemons Society is and will be.

Garbage Pail Kid

Don’t knock the Garbage Pail Kids of The Lemons Society! As one of these misfits you are the backbone of the Society. Beautiful, nasty, vile, funny, poignant, the works. You like what I do and want to join the ranks to get that nifty membership kit and nifty it is! This is for those who want to do just a little bit more and get plenty in return.

Airwolf

Do you identify as an attack helicopter? Fear not! The Airwolf is The Lemons Society’s attack helicopter. And an attack helicopter with Mach speed and a lot of cool. An Airwolf is the first tier that will receive a custom avatar that may be used for whatever purpose by those who holds it.

Knightrider

A Knightrider is the shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a man who does not exist. Who that man is, I do not know but what I do know is that a Knightrider besides a custom avatar will receive a custom avatar, illustration and plenty of other goodies.

A-Team

As a member of this tier you are part of an elite group of mercenaries, wanted by the government you survive as soldiers of fortune. You have a problem, and I can help… at a reduced cost and with a bag of goodies and extra’s to pity the fools who are not part of… the A-Team.

Master

The masters of the universe, those who hold all the power… and the perks. Defenders of the Secrets of The Lemons Society. Fabulous, secret powers were revealed to you the day you held aloft that magic sword and said: “By the Power of Lemons!”

What’s in it for you?

I do not expect any subscriber, supporter, fan or other person who joins The Lemons Society to go home emptyhanded. If you decide to join you will receive physical, digital and other perks based on the tier you are joining at. So besides being part of the club with other like-minded and cool people you will also get stuff. Below I will briefly explain what these perks are:

  • Site profile, pages and benefits (Tier 1-6)
    • Each member will receive a page on this site which they can personalize and with which they can interact with others.
    • You will also receive exclusive news and content, previews and videos not available to others.
  • Membership Kit (Tier 2 – 6)
    • As a higher member of The Lemons Society will get a membership kit consisting of: a membership card, certificate, award or other, personalized and signed picture and maybe even a few stickers. Due to the cost of shipping a physical version is only available for tier 3 to 6, tier 2 members will receive digital version which they can print at their leisure.
  • Custom Avatar (Tier 3 – 6)
    • You will receive a custom avatar in the same vain of the ones I have been doing for many youtubers. This custom avatar is digital and print quality (300ppi, 72″ height) and can be used by the member to put on merch and anything else they deem fit – with NO extra cost or fee. It is, like the others, yours to do with as you please. I will merely use the image to make a video for my channels creating it and linking it to your channel or site and a black and white coloring board to sell on this site. Please note that these avatars follow a certain style and that making these costs time.
  • Custom Illustration (Tier 4 – 6 )
    • Much like the custom avatar you will receive a custom digital illustration (8533x4800px at 300ppi). I will sit down with you and ask you what you want, see if it is possible and continue from there. Please note that there are limits to my talent and that these will take even more time than the avatars due to being more personalized.
  • Gift from RedBubble Store (Tier 4 – 6 )
    • You are allowed to select any item from my RedBubble Store up to 20€. The item will be created and shipped to your given address by RedBubble.
  • Reduction on JitseLemmens.com Store (Tier 5 – 6)
    • Members in the A-Team tier will receive a 20% reduction on all items in the JitseLemmens.com shop. Members in the Masters of the Universe tier will receive a 40% reduction on all items in the JitseLemmens.com shop.
  • Reduction on professional work (Tier 5 – 6)
    • Illustration, Graphic- and webdesign are my main profession and people can hire me to do work for them. After handling the details and costs of a project members in the A-Team and Masters of the Universe tiers will receive reductions on any illustrations, graphic design or other based on the amount of time they are members.
      • A-Team Reduction – 3 to 5 months = 10% / 6 to 11 months = 20% / 12 months or more = 30%
      • Masters Reduction – 2 to 3 months = 10% / 4 to 7 months = 20% / 8 – 11 months = 30% / 12 months or more = 40%
    • Please note that these reductions are calculated per invoice and only during the duration of a membership.
  • Moderator status on streams (Tier 5 – 6)
    • You will receive moderator status on any of my channels.
  • Livestream privilege’s (Tier 5 – 6)
    • You will receive special privileges during any of my live-streams depending on what is possible. Currently I am not monetized and do not have the ability to do certain things those who are monetized can do. Privileges might include: special status, shout-outs, advertisement or anything else I can think of to make it worth your while (ideas are always welcome).
  •  Special goodies (Tier 3 – 6)
    • Depending on success and other circumstances there is the possibility of receiving more goodies either digitally or physically. Seeing there are none yet I cannot divulge yet what these can be.

What about this or that?

Please see the “Terms & Conditions” and “FAQ” for any questions that might already have been answered. If you have any questions or problems regarding The Lemons Society and the memberships please do not hesitate to ask me.

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